Poison’s plan for this month

So we’ve got approximately a week before X-mas and here we are, The Infection, officially shut down for the holidays.

The journey thus far…

So it’s officially been 1 year since we came out to all of you loyal and lovely readers. To commemorate our anniversary I, Poison, have dug up for you all some of our most popular posts from this year. Ah…the sweet memories.

So in typical Lionel fashion (yes, I’ve coined it as such, so sue me Leo) we’re going to do this in a list format. Another top 10 list for you all to read, review and as usual…something you bitches WONT comment on! Why?! Because there’s nothing to ever disagree with and we’re that awesome!

Alright, so coming in at the number ten spot we have…

Featured Web comic: Sister Claire- Still a great web comic although I’ll admit I got bored of it and no longer follow it.  Still, we do hope that alot of you all did get to follow it since it is a great comic. I just happened to move onto other comics that interested me more and shit happened and…yeah.

9) A new ally Appears!- This was a joyous occasion for us when we managed to get Rockpopple to join our cause. A good artist and a good man, he’s out for gold in his recent assault on his gallery in Deviantart. Check out his gallery and comment on his work for us please! We hate when people look at the art and not comment!

New Comic preview:Ganguro girl- Yes…this was a failure on my part since I had to cancel out on you all. Given the amount of fanfare it’s received from you all I know that you want to see it happen. I do too… Still, hopefully we can launch it in the new year as a web comic of some sort for you all to enjoy. We’ll keep you entertained with progress on this.

7) What is love?- This is a personal favorite from way back in January-February. When we first hit the net this shit was like fire. I learned alot about love in writing this and in the comments I received, thank you all. Next year when this comes around I’m definitely going to get more in depth with this and properly present a case as to why I still dont believe in romantic love. I was also directed to The Triangular theory of love which comes across to me as very interesting.  We also can’t forget the song to go with this little post!

6)Mission statement- Yeah…I’m glad to know that our mission here at The Infection is something that people enjoy reading about.  It’s good to know that you all know what we’re about here. We do apologize for the fact that some of the things we promised at the beginning are not apparent but in the new year we will be working harder to make sure that we live up to the standards we put out for ourselves.

5)They must be giants..giant robots!- The Gundam 30th anniversary post by Lionel. This was a good one and we’re sure that you all thought so too. It’s hard to believe that giant robots have been around for that long. Hopefully, we will be able to go to Japan someday and see some of the giant robots they have there. There isn’t just Gundam but there are a few other giant robot models on the little crazy island of Japan.

4)Talented Artists- The talented artists page better be the page you visit! There are so many artists we know that just deserve to be having their names out in the public eye. Regardless of our opinions and what we do, there are artists who we want to be known for their skills and dedication. So please check out the page and check out the artists we know.

3) Top 10 wonderful Halloween costume ideas- A post by the most stylish Lionel Heart on how not to look like a complete ass on Halloween.Yes, you’ll be drinking and partying but you can at least look good while doing it. Lionel give his common sense fashion advice to those of you who just cant seem to choose between the blue jeans and the blue jeans.

2)Hot and Heavily inked- This post has to be the most explicit post I’ve ever written. I even posted an early pornographic cartoon on the damn thing…to this day it still gets hits when it was done months ago. What worries me is what people search up to get to this post…yes I see the terms you sick fucks use to get here and even I’m shocked. The lesson I’ve learned in that little excursion is that the internet is full of sick, horny, bastards.

Now, for the number 1 position this year, it goes to…Cronus! His brilliant post on kingdom hearts as well as his rare appearances on The Infection have made us quite happy. His one post has managed to rack up most of our page views in the past year. If we didn’t have him and his skills here then we would be somewhat sunk. Cheers to a good year! Now…

Keep me entertained!

Top Ten favorite weapons of war!

So our war month is over  here at The Infection but we do have one last thing to share with you-another list.  We’re getting close to the non-denominational gift giving season and some of you out there are probably feeling that it’s high time we stop with all the war mongering before the holidays. Alas, I agree with you all…just not for the reason’s you all wish. I personally want to get onto other more spicy subjects we’ve got planned for you this month. Otherwise, lets talk about guns and other weapons!

Only the greatest advertisement ever!

Ok, so i’ve seen alot of advertising campaigns done before. Many very unique and interesting but nothing has ever caught my eye like this one…

As you can see it’s a koodo mobile advertisement and I have to say that this is one of the most unique advertisements I’ve ever seen. It’s fun, interactive and damn funny. I’m not a fan of gingerbread men or cookies but when they’re as deliciously evil as the one in this koodo mobile advertisement you can’t help but want a cookie afterwards.

Be sure that The Infection is in no way, shape or form profiting from the endoresment of this. We dont really give a damn which cell phone provider you’re with since they’re all crooks. Fact is that this advertisement is unique and the other thing that gets me about it is that it’s a CANADIAN advertisement.

I rarely get to see advertisements this unique anywhere in Canada and the United States…they’re all the same or similar and they dont pique my interests one damn bit unless it’s something I already wanted/needed before. I’ve only seen ad’s this entertaining come out of Asia or Europe. Here’s an example of a McDonald’s commercial from Japan.

Yes, it makes no sense. Yes, it relates to the product in no way whatsoever. Yes, the use of sex appeal is blatant. Are you entertained? Probably because it’s so damn funny. When I go to Japan and I see a McDonalds I will always burst out laughing because of that commercial. Yes, it does no good for advertising the purpose of the place but it’s a new twist on a burger commercial which is what we need to see more of!  

With the holiday season coming near I figured that I would share this with you all in the hopes that you’re entertained by their interactive game and give you ideas on what to buy people for X-mas.

Anyways, keep me entertained!

Give me anything but that!

So this month we’re talking about War here at The Infection. I, Poison, am currently in bed writing this and hopefully I am going to make a point out of this before my mind turns into a pile of mush and I say ‘fuck this’ and go to sleep. So the thought I’m having here is how sad it is that we’re so apathetic about war and many of the worlds problems thanks to all the things in the media that we have to distract us from the fact that a shitload of people are dying and whatnot all over the world. It took a very random train of thoughts to get to this. So this week I’ve been racking my mind on ‘what do we talk about involving war next?’. So I figured that I would talk about how desensitized the media around us has made us about wars and alot of shit around the world.

Make me superhero sexy contest!

Those of you that have been following me on Deviantart know that at the moment I’m going through a bit of a superhero phase. I figure that I might as well ride the bitch out and see where it takes me. Not only that but I found out today that we’ve managed to get 20′000 hits for the year! Now that might not sound like much to you people who are used to going to bigger sites and whatnot but we’re happy nonetheless and I’m throwing a contest to show how much we appreciate your support!  Before I announce the contest… this is the latest result of my cadavers into the world of caped crusaders. I present to you  Mistah J’s my Harley Quinn!

The Revolutionary and the Terrorist

Alright people, so this week I’ve got alot on my mind but I’m going to be a good little boy and try to keep our minds within the topic. So y’all remember a few month’s back we had the whole ‘Gardiner Party’ incident? lemme recap you on what happened back then.

Top ten videogame war heroes vol.2

Hey y’all, wassup! It’s Poison here to entertain you again and today we have my select choices of video game war heroes and what I think constitutes a ‘war hero’.  It’s a special day at The Infection today since we’re just overflowing with new shit to share with y’all. We’re bursting at the seams with hot topics so we’re going to start y’all off light today with this post

So this month we’re talking about war and in wars there are heroes. Heroes in war are usually defined by the winning side and are usually merited based on their ability to either (a) stop the enemy or (b) minimize casualties to their side. Given this definition of a ‘war hero’ one would be able to determine what the criteria is for my ranking of these videogame war heroes …well you’re wrong. I’m simply playing favorites in this ranking list based on not only how much ass they can kick but also based on how fucking cool they look while doing it. This is the Poison Apple ‘Top ten video game war heroes’ list!

Remember This!?

This week is quite the week in terms of war history. There’s alot of stuff we have to remember that happened in the past. More importantly we have to remember what we learned from the past and know that we have to carry these things into the future to make a better tomorrow. Sure, everyday there’s a new battle taking place somewhere and everyone has their own personal wars to fight at times but we still can’t go forgetting why we have to keep remembering the past and it’s lessons.

War, peace and Poison

Hello world it’s me, positive thinking Poison, to tell you all about what I think the point of war is. I’ll agree with Lionel and most people when they say that war really is good for nothing but I’ll disagree with them when they say there’s no point to it. War, combat and conflict are all a part of the human condition. From the beginning of civilization we humans have been fighting and the reason for it usually has been idealism. People can go to war on the premise of expanding territory or to bring ‘justice’ and ‘law’ to other people but at the end of the day war is just a means to spread ideals by force.